liquidmeth: Our salutatorian’s speech (our valedictorian didn’t want to give a speech) ended the speech with. An one more thing, class of 2013, don’t forget that we started, we STARTED AT THE BOTTOM NOW WE’RE HERE…thank you.”
morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
sexualfavours: IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
meladoodle: 14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
the-vashta-nerada: waffeey: the-vashta-nerada: i was biking for a long time yesterday so i went into a smoke shop to buy some water and when i was walking out this white girl in shorts and uggs was like “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU” and instead of telling her i went in for water i was like “it’s like 70 fucking degrees out and you’re wearing uggs. i don’t trust your judgement” and i rode away on...
azizimsorry: some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
when you're having one of those days
android18: stop having lovelives
Marianna Paige: usb-toaster: one cubic centimeter... →
usb-toaster: one cubic centimeter of brain tissue is home to more neural connections than there are stars in the milky way; that war should sometimes erupt between them is not possible so much as it is inevitable and it’s important to remember this the next time your mind decides to…